XenophobicMute's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jon in the Shower]

I always knew there was something going on between those two.

[Jon Jumps out a Tree 3!]

oh my shitting fuck.
This is PRECISELY the kind of swag newgrounds needs more of.
When's the bluray release so i can preorder it?

Mra responds:

Coming Summer of 2145!

[S.Jon on Drugs II Turbo]

Pahfekt!

Dat song isn't gonna leave my head for a week now. Goddamn.

Mra responds:

Pom Pom Way Way Way! Pom Pom Way Way WAYWAYWAY!

[Jon on Drugs EX]

Fuck Ono.

My life will never be the same after witnessing this much baddudery.
Thank you for this enlightening presentation. Seriously fucking awesome.

Mra responds:

I know man, Ono's acts of evil and tyranny has been hidden by MURIKUR and Al Qaeda, but one day, I shall let EVERYONE know about the truth of the events, even if it's through a Baddude presentation

[Open Acces]

awesome

I don't know what's more spectacular! His invention or his leg hairs?

[The Rapture!!!]

badass shit.

No eye pain yet for me though.
I guess my eyes have adapted to enlightenment, the average "NGers" are truly peasant slags and shouldn't be allowed to watch such a masterpiece.

Mra responds:

yeah exactly, besides, compared to my other stuff, the eplieptic level was much, MUCH tamer, infact, the frame rate was too fast that it all just sort of "blurs together" Damn peasant users everywhere!

[DJ Muhammad]

awwwyeah

Mahmoud Awad would be proud!
I'm not allowed to be proud though unfortunately, it's thoughtcrime.

Mra responds:

you're allowed to be proud, if it's in the name of JIHAD

[Jon in the Morning]

surpassing all expectations once again!

This is just fucking awesome. Jon's still a cunt. Gary's still badass. And Ryo is STILL wearing that same plaster on his damn face since 1986.
a timeless masterpiece.

Mra responds:

Ryo's looking fairly well since he's about 30 by the time this flash took place.

[Justin Wong goes Driving]

Glorious

Jon getting run over AND J-wong getting raped in jail, in one flash.
Masterpiece.

Mra responds:

I know right? J-Dong and his bad driving I tell you.

[Jon Jumps out a Tree 2!]

Another timeless masterpiece!

This is just fucking perfect. combining two things that should have met a long, long time ago. Sagat's fist and Jon's face. Glorious! 5'd.

Mra responds:

Sagat's Fist + Jon's Face = SO HARD